I have a deeply romantic attraction to message boards...

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like I may have had a martini once and was surprised at how bad it sucked. But I can’t honestly say for sure whether that really happened. The maritinis are the ones with the olive on a little stick right? LOL... I feel like took a sip and was grossed out and then went for the olive and was like “Wow, it even made the olive suck.”