03-16-2018, 05:34 PM
I need some advice. It's about my pretend Internet girlfriend, you see. She's been distant lately. And not just because she's 800 miles away either. 
But seriously, ladies and germs. She doesn't return my affection. I can rarely coax terms of endearment out of her anymore. What I'm trying to say here is, she's cold as ice. Like the queen of Antarctica, that's how cold she is. I'm so hot for her, but she's so cold. What should I do?
But seriously, ladies and germs. She doesn't return my affection. I can rarely coax terms of endearment out of her anymore. What I'm trying to say here is, she's cold as ice. Like the queen of Antarctica, that's how cold she is. I'm so hot for her, but she's so cold. What should I do?
