Dogs are totally disgusting...

[Mister Obvious]

Don't get me wrong, I love dogs, I respect them, I love all animals. But dogs are fucking disgusting. I hate hearing them sniffing around and licking their asses, it's just gross. And it's like, dog people have no idea how bad dogs smell. Keep them outside FFS. And the way they lick everything... WTF?? I dunno about having pets in general. I kind of feel like it's just another form of inprisonment. People just get animals and then form these super weird dependent relationships with them. Animals can't even leave like humans can if they're tired of you. Doesn't seem fair.