Dude my mind is obnoxious sometimes...

[Mister Obvious]

I’m eating a fucking chili dog and it’s like “I GOTCHYER CHILI DOG RIGHT HERE... *gyrates” and I’m like no shit, I’m fucking eating it.

“I GOTCHYER FRENCH FRY RIGHT HERE.”

“I GOTCHYER PASSING LANE RIGHT HERE.”

“I GOTCHYER CREAMER RIGHT HERE.”

It was funny the first five million times.

It’s funny when I COME UP WITH IT.

It’s not funny when it’s like...

Random and unsolicited.

It’s like my brain is trying to make me laugh, and I’m like naaah, not... right now honestly.



I mean I don’t hate it or anything but damn.

EVERYTHING isn’t there to make a joke out of.