04-11-2018, 12:49 PM
did i ever tell you about the deal i made with a chick? whichever of us dies first gets taxidermy'd into a sex toy for the other.
she once paid me to piss into a jub [typo'd jug] on cam and then send it to her. almost sent it but i figured international piss sending was frowned upon. subsequently they elected trudeau as prime minister. i now realize i would have been canada's national hero.
i fuckin love the internet.
she once paid me to piss into a jub [typo'd jug] on cam and then send it to her. almost sent it but i figured international piss sending was frowned upon. subsequently they elected trudeau as prime minister. i now realize i would have been canada's national hero.
i fuckin love the internet.
