04-11-2018, 02:15 PM
(04-11-2018, 12:49 PM)genba Wrote: did i ever tell you about the deal i made with a chick? whichever of us dies first gets taxidermy'd into a sex toy for the other.
she once paid me to piss into a jub [typo'd jug] on cam and then send it to her. almost sent it but i figured international piss sending was frowned upon. subsequently they elected trudeau as prime minister. i now realize i would have been canada's national hero.
i fuckin love the internet.
Low key jealous as fuck, not gonna lie.
The piss thing is sorta like my doomed dream of selling my dirty underwear...
It’s all considered biohazardous material and it’s essentially illegal to mail it.
It dashed my hopes against the rocks and now I’ll only ever be able to sell my clean panties.
I suppose it’s for the best really.
