Cheesy murder mystery novel titles and extreme plot summaries...
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“BUTT OF THE JOKE”...

Disgruntled comedian goes around murdering people he sees putting cigarettes out on the sidewalk.


“UNDER THE WEATHER”...

Obese weatherman stalks down and kidnaps attractive women, smothers them in his lard and then buries them in the basement.


“MORE THAN 4 HOURS”...

Woman spikes her dates with mass amounts of erectile dysfunction medication and has sex with them until they die of exploded penis.


“I WANT CANDY”...

Psychotic young man goes around to candy stores making futile efforts to haggle cashiers, stalks cashiers after closing, kidnaps and chokes them to death with chocolate balls (gooey caramel center).


“MUM’S THE WORD”...

Angry 50-something ex-wife kidnaps young new love interest of ex-husband, bribes her to pretend she’s her long lost child, confronts ex-husband claiming it’s their daughter they gave up for adoption, poisons them both over a fancy dinner.
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RE: Cheesy murder mystery novel titles and extreme plot summaries... - by Mister Obvious - 04-16-2018, 09:20 AM



















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