Cheesy murder mystery novel titles and extreme plot summaries...
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"WORD PLAY"...

Lawyer kills young hopeful stage actress after UNREQUITED LOVE, completely loses mind and shows up to play her part in the show WEARING HER SKIN.


"DOUBLE TRUFFLE"...

Chocolatier is framed by his identical twin brother for the brutal murder of his wife who actually faked her death so that she could come back made over with a new identity and openly be lovers with him. (What?!)


"DOPE DEALER"...

Casino dealer moonlights as drug dealer exclusively selling China White. Pit boss turns out to be customer, plot twist: HE'S AN ALIEN. Dealer wears dope up his ass in a condom, gets abducted and probed by aliens who are curious about the substance. The aliens die upon contact with the massive amount of fentanyl up dealer's ass. Dealer escapes from alien compound northwest of Las Vegas, vows never to sell drugs again. Gets hit by bus. Twice.


"RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE"...

Woman catches man with sexual fetish for cars violently raping her 1961 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz convertible. Feeling the classic car is forever tainted by his sexual attack, she ties him to a tree, dowses herself in lighter fluid, puts a cinderblock on the gas pedal, lights a match and self-immolates in protest of car rapists.


"GREEN WITH ENVY"...

A florist becomes obsessed with a handsome young man who comes in to buy his girlfriend flowers. She uses the delivery address to stalk his girlfriend, only to find that she is cheating. Florist decides to kill the girlfriend and frame her secret lover. All goes awry when just as she's killed the girlfriend in the back yard, she sees the handsome young man and the "secret lover" start up the walkway together holding hands and giggling with each other. Florist flees the scene and they find the girlfriend's body.


"ALL ABOARD"...

Crazed serial killer chooses victims during his day job as a railway ticket collector, mounts people on the walls of his rustic cabin like animal trophies.
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RE: Cheesy murder mystery novel titles and extreme plot summaries... - by Mister Obvious - 04-16-2018, 05:11 PM



















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