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[Mister Obvious]

You have such a dirty mind I bet you arent like that in real life though you minx

The hell do you mean?

I’ve said it 1000 times, I like to be (sexually) dominated...

If I have to do any of the work, I’m instantly not horny anymore.

I don’t know what you consider dirty, but if it requires me to exert a lot of physical effort well then no, I am not dirty at all.

I loathe having to put in effort instead of just being held down and smacked around and squeezed and pummeled.

The mere thought disgusts me.