I’m gonna make playdough today...

[The Duke]

Homemade sex toys...

I bet it's already a thing.

But I just did a search and results are surprisingly scant.

I should start an Etsy for homemade baked playdough dildos.

The thing is...

I kinda wanna just sculpt penises all day and sell penis figurines.

I do worship the phallus...

So did many of the ancients. If you study the occult/The Great Arcanum/sacred geometry, you'll find they were obsessed with it. Obsessed might be the wrong word...lets say they had a healthy reverence for it. There are literally ancient hindu temples with people banging carved all over them.

Rightfully so imo. Sex is probably the most powerful tool 3rd dimensional humans have. When used correctly, can literally  revitalize your cells...if missed however, it can drain you of your life force and age you faster.