Just used the mens' bathroom...

[Mister Obvious]

Dude, it was actually hella clean for a mens' bathroom. It was a park bathroom and the womens' was closed. [Insert Diana Davison rape joke here.] I was like oh hell no... this is a sexual emergency. Some asshole did leave the water running though. I turned it off. I really felt good about myself. I felt like a hero. Just being real.