05-09-2018, 08:01 PM
0:42 poor Zane is getting worn by all the exposure to the desert.
I can't wait for Zane to get rich and famous...
He needs to experience both sides of the coin.
That will help make his life of wild tales complete.
2:22 ROFLMAO.
11:58 I'm just gonna shamelessly timestamp all the shoutouts.
14:11 LMFAO Zane addresses the toothbrush! What a legend!
14:34 ROFL look at the patch on his hat!!! "Authorized Sexauer Service Plumber"?!
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15:24 Amsterdam sucks, it's totally depressing with those fucking clock towers going off in 15 minute intervals all day and night and the people are assholes. I ain't hatin', I'm just sayin'.
18:46 I gotta say...
If I walked up on a place like that in the middle of the desert and there were some rough lookin' fuckers like that sitting outside sounding all crazy and shit, I'd run like hell. I would run. Like. Hell. Far and fast. LMAO. But I really don't think Zane is your typical fucker out there... he's got a good vibe. But you wouldn't really know that if you just walked up on 'em.
23:16 shoutout! Zane thinks I'm funny!
I hate the suggestion that Zane should meet up with other YouTubers and stuff. Zane is just in a league of his own... and I can't stand seeing YouTubers on each others' channels. I watch YouTube channels to see one damn person, and I don't wanna see other people in their damn videos.
26:20 LOL, Zane is the greatest.
This little homeless desert journey of his needs to culminate in internet world fame and renown and he needs to retire to a nice mansion. I think it's about time Zane got his just due.
30:58 - 31:18 oh dear... I hope Zane is joking!!!
31:33 Zane needs help for those hands. He needs to get the hell out of this whole situation. He really does.
32:48 awe, it's so sad poor Zane can't relieve himself because of how fucked up his hands are! If for no other reason than to be able to jerk off again, I would be calling it quits on this whole homeless in the desert thingy and I'd be shacking up with any decent lady who would take me...
Zane needs a nice lady to take him in, nurse his wounds... apply the ointments and the lotions and the healing salves.
33:07 that's right Zane... I'm conspiring in your favor buddy. I'm putting in the good word... you're gonna get saved by the angels baby, hotass sexy chick angels who are gonna lather that tired cowboy body up in all kinda witchy medicine woman formulas.
33:50 I wonder if he's joking or if he really got tested for AIDS.
34:32 ROFLROFL.
35:44 Andre better come through on that damn hotel room! Shit would change Zane's life right about now.
And give us some nice entertainment...
It's gonna happen.
