05-29-2018, 12:54 PM
I dreamed about Zane lastnight.
We were staying in a hotel room above a honky-tonk bar, he was wearing a cowboy hat and assless chaps.
I was dressed like a barmaid, but I was also a midget and I could fly.
We had time traveled back into the 1800s to secure a sensitive time travel device left there by Nikola Tesla when he went back. But the whole thing was a paradox and we ended up trapped in a loop, jumping back and forth between the 1860s hotel room and a random 1960s hotel room which was being shared with Sally Fields as Gidget and we scared the literal piss out of her every time we jumped back into her room because it was the first time every time so she never got used to it.
Sorry, Gidget.
We were staying in a hotel room above a honky-tonk bar, he was wearing a cowboy hat and assless chaps.
I was dressed like a barmaid, but I was also a midget and I could fly.
We had time traveled back into the 1800s to secure a sensitive time travel device left there by Nikola Tesla when he went back. But the whole thing was a paradox and we ended up trapped in a loop, jumping back and forth between the 1860s hotel room and a random 1960s hotel room which was being shared with Sally Fields as Gidget and we scared the literal piss out of her every time we jumped back into her room because it was the first time every time so she never got used to it.
Sorry, Gidget.
