05-29-2018, 05:05 PM
Alright, it's time to psychoanalyze Zane's newest video! From the title it sounds like Zane and Space Cowboy broke up due to a disagreement about the literal shape of the earth, WTF!? You just can't make this shit up! Honestly if Space Cowboy was trying to brainwash me into being a flat earther, I'd probably flip my shit and leave too! How the hell are you supposed to chill with somebody who honest to God believes the earth is flat?! You'd think Space Cowboy'd done enough damn drugs in his life to know better?!
0:42 witchin' ain't easy baby, witchin' ain't easy.
It's hard to believe Space Cowboy and Zane co-existed for any amount of time beyond that first 'meeting' at the train yard (AKA when he randomly walked up on Zane's camping spot while he was asleep). LOL. I figured Zane wouldn't be able to stand it.
Dude why doesn't Zane just straight up come out and say he needs somebody to DRIVE HIM TO TEXAS? If you don't ASK FOR IT, how the fuck do you think you're gonna GET IT?? It's time to just plainly ask for somebody to take him there. Somebody would. They're not gonna do it if he doesn't ask. That's not how the matrix works.
9:50 I got something you can use, Zane... *obscene hand gestures*
11:27 dude Zane's lucky Space Cowboy didn't ax murder him, LMAO. I'd be getting the fuck outta Flagstaff, or at the very least NOT show where the hell I am in order to be located.
13:00 dude bro, he was talking to THEM. I freaking told you from the start. I told you guys who the fuck Space Cowboy was. Extremely cryptically, but still.
13:40 OMFG my precious Zane... *shakes head*
I don't try to catch the livestreams because I'm blocked from Zane's channel and my comments don't show up, but it works out because I can't timestamp here when I'm commentating on livestreams anyways. Which is a problem as it regards my archival process... that's why I don't like livestreams. But Zane is so great I was digging it for a while because I want my Zane fix as soon as it's available.
If I was Zane I'd be doing whatever I could to get legal and have ID cards and bank accounts and whatnot...
What he's doing now is just slowing down his meteoric rise due to this YouTube thing. Nothing is gonna stop him from coming up, ultimately...
He needs to get whatever legal crap out of the way and then come back and get serious about this shit. Even if he's in jail for like a year, people will still be around and he'll pick up right where he left off, except there will be no blocks whatsoever in his way.
