In light of Zane's unbearable absence, I've decided to obsess ov--- er I mean do a review of my favorite moments of the inzanity up to this point?!
This will be an ongoing series!!!
1:07 that time he found an unopened beer in a trash pile in the middle of the desert and fucking DRANK IT!?!?!?!?! Bwahahaha, I think that was around about when I decided to unashamedly fucking love Zane Greene in a true and legitimate fashion.
5:47 that time he was out of water and started eating the driest hunk of shit you could ever put in your mouth… an apple cinnamon bar from an MRE!?!?! ROFLMAOOO!!! You gotta watch it on full screen.
1:51 that time he started drinking out of a FUCKING nasty stagnant brackish well with his Sawyer water filter straw?!?!?!?
“It’s full of hair and it smells like a barn.” LMFAOLOLOL. Holiest of fucks. What... a... beast.
3:08 whoa check it out, WHAT THE FUCK!? There’s no tattoo on Zane’s back?!!! He’s got a huge tattoo now!!! He didn’t have it in February 2018 when that video was made!!! Here it is, from the legendary May 2018 Hotel Livestream: http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/06...34731d.png That's a pretty damn big tattoo... how did that happen?!? When!?! Where?!?
That time he KILLED, SKINNED, COOKED AND ATE A FUCKING RATTLESNAKE ON LIVESTREAM!?!?!?!
10:12 - 10:25 LMFAOLOLOL.
11:04 goin' in for the kill!!! LISTEN to that shit!!! ROFLROFLROFL!?!?!
13:02 OMG!?!?!
13:42 OMGOMG!? Fucking amazing. How do you top that level of EPIC LEGENDARY FUCKING WIN?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU DON'T. Unless you're Zane Greene, then you just keep topping yourself in an apparently infinite progression of epic events one right after the other, I mean holy fuck Zane come back soon.
This will be an ongoing series!!!
1:07 that time he found an unopened beer in a trash pile in the middle of the desert and fucking DRANK IT!?!?!?!?! Bwahahaha, I think that was around about when I decided to unashamedly fucking love Zane Greene in a true and legitimate fashion.
5:47 that time he was out of water and started eating the driest hunk of shit you could ever put in your mouth… an apple cinnamon bar from an MRE!?!?! ROFLMAOOO!!! You gotta watch it on full screen.
1:51 that time he started drinking out of a FUCKING nasty stagnant brackish well with his Sawyer water filter straw?!?!?!?
“It’s full of hair and it smells like a barn.” LMFAOLOLOL. Holiest of fucks. What... a... beast.
3:08 whoa check it out, WHAT THE FUCK!? There’s no tattoo on Zane’s back?!!! He’s got a huge tattoo now!!! He didn’t have it in February 2018 when that video was made!!! Here it is, from the legendary May 2018 Hotel Livestream: http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/06...34731d.png That's a pretty damn big tattoo... how did that happen?!? When!?! Where?!?
That time he KILLED, SKINNED, COOKED AND ATE A FUCKING RATTLESNAKE ON LIVESTREAM!?!?!?!
10:12 - 10:25 LMFAOLOLOL.
11:04 goin' in for the kill!!! LISTEN to that shit!!! ROFLROFLROFL!?!?!
13:02 OMG!?!?!
13:42 OMGOMG!? Fucking amazing. How do you top that level of EPIC LEGENDARY FUCKING WIN?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU DON'T. Unless you're Zane Greene, then you just keep topping yourself in an apparently infinite progression of epic events one right after the other, I mean holy fuck Zane come back soon.
