Anybody else been seeing a lot of things out of the corner of your eyes lately?

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah I do have floaters... and I gotta say, it's very annoying. I always get people telling me to get my blood pressure checked, etc. But every time I've had it taken, it's been totally normal. I've seen eye doc about it and whatnot, nobody seems to think there's a problem... not that they know their asses from a hole in the ground or anything, let's be totally honest.

What I am seeing isn't floaters though, I'm very familiar with my floaters...

This is something else.