Who do you need to be saved from? You!

[user94]

It's never too late for Kung Fu. It's all Kung Fu all the time around here. I'm Kung Fu fighting with one hand while I type this with the other.

Bullshit, you don't even know real Kung Fu, I will show you though if you like.
Punch and block at the same time with the same arm. And the Kiai of Kung Fu is very important and very different than Karate.