THE THING THAT WON'T GO AWAY.

[Mister Obvious]

MY DEAREST TRIX. I USE ALL CAPS SO YOU CAN READ THIS POST WITH NO EYE STRAIN. YOUR PRECIOUS CAT EYES MUST BE PRESERVED.

My gratitude for your thoughtfulness knows no bounds.

THANKS FOR LYING THERE FOR ME IN A SEXY CAT WOMAN TYPE WAY. i FEEL THE SAP RISING AS THE MOON EDGES CLOSER AND CLOSER TO IT'S FULLNESS.

See...

Catwoman.

Armond knows me...

Why can't they all be like you, Armond?

My sweet.

My precious.