12-30-2016, 11:01 PM
Episode seven. I expect it to suck and be dumb.
It's strange that I feel such vitriol for this season because I usually really do love this show.
ROFLMAOOO!!!
Kathy Bates BATSHIT INSANE character who thinks she's ACTUALLY the Butcher just took an ax to the asshole producer and his 2 crewmates at their production trailer near the set!!! ROFL this is hilarious!!! They really are going with the 'kill the crew and actors' plot... I didn't expect them to actually do this. I'm not saying it makes the season suck any less, but things... MIGHT be looking up. Can't imagine what the remaining episodes are about though.
LMFAO Kathy Bates is pretty damn funny. I like what they've done with her on this show, it's good. The whole "fourth wall" thing is cute. Her flipping back and forth between actress and character is pretty legendary. She's really amazing.
Cuba is great at playing an asshole though. It's his voice.
I think 'the real' Lee is the one who lives.
LOLOL, Lee just shot Kathy Bates' crazy character. LOL.
This season really is just dumb as a box of shit though. I just really think it's irredeemable.
Now 'real' Lee, Angela and Sarah are hunted down in the woods by the Polks or whatever the redneck's family name was. So I guess they've all been captured.
Meanwhile, Kathy Bates is still alive and just pulled the bullet out, she's gone full Butcher now and totally lost it.
This season should have been called American Horror Story: Essentially Shit.
Now Shelby (the wife chick) is about to catch her husband having sex with the Witch of the Wood (Lady Gaga) in the basement. Who he's in love with. And Shelby got super injured earlier but the guy who plays her husband in the show (who she had an affair with) woke her up and took her to the basement so she could catch them. So her husband tells her the reason he agreed to do the return to Roanoke was because he was in love with the Witch of the Wood and Shelby LITERALLY KILLS HIM with a crowbar. ROFL. Like she went PSYCHO and just beats him, repeatedly, to death. LOL! That was kinda awesome. Meanwhile Cuba's character (the fake husband) is like OMG, and tries to hold her down. LMFAO. And she's just screaming and freaking out. ROFL! That was a good twist.
I gotta say the Polk family is pretty annoying.
LMFAO Cuba is trying to get the crowbar away from Shelby and now she's freaking out because she realizes she just killed the shit out of her husband, ROFLMAOLOLOL. He's all calmly telling her to turn herself in.
LOL, Mama Polk is such a creepy bitch.
LMFAO Kathy Bates is such a great touch to this show... and now she's literally summoning the torch carrying ghost army. They're all walking up and she turns around like, WTF. It makes no sense though because where is the REAL Butcher among these ghosts? Oh. There she is. LOL. LMFAO the real Butcher just killed her.
I would consider that episode to be about 25% up to the standard quality which I expect out of AHS.
It's strange that I feel such vitriol for this season because I usually really do love this show.
ROFLMAOOO!!!
Kathy Bates BATSHIT INSANE character who thinks she's ACTUALLY the Butcher just took an ax to the asshole producer and his 2 crewmates at their production trailer near the set!!! ROFL this is hilarious!!! They really are going with the 'kill the crew and actors' plot... I didn't expect them to actually do this. I'm not saying it makes the season suck any less, but things... MIGHT be looking up. Can't imagine what the remaining episodes are about though.
LMFAO Kathy Bates is pretty damn funny. I like what they've done with her on this show, it's good. The whole "fourth wall" thing is cute. Her flipping back and forth between actress and character is pretty legendary. She's really amazing.
Cuba is great at playing an asshole though. It's his voice.
I think 'the real' Lee is the one who lives.
LOLOL, Lee just shot Kathy Bates' crazy character. LOL.
This season really is just dumb as a box of shit though. I just really think it's irredeemable.
Now 'real' Lee, Angela and Sarah are hunted down in the woods by the Polks or whatever the redneck's family name was. So I guess they've all been captured.
Meanwhile, Kathy Bates is still alive and just pulled the bullet out, she's gone full Butcher now and totally lost it.
This season should have been called American Horror Story: Essentially Shit.
Now Shelby (the wife chick) is about to catch her husband having sex with the Witch of the Wood (Lady Gaga) in the basement. Who he's in love with. And Shelby got super injured earlier but the guy who plays her husband in the show (who she had an affair with) woke her up and took her to the basement so she could catch them. So her husband tells her the reason he agreed to do the return to Roanoke was because he was in love with the Witch of the Wood and Shelby LITERALLY KILLS HIM with a crowbar. ROFL. Like she went PSYCHO and just beats him, repeatedly, to death. LOL! That was kinda awesome. Meanwhile Cuba's character (the fake husband) is like OMG, and tries to hold her down. LMFAO. And she's just screaming and freaking out. ROFL! That was a good twist.
I gotta say the Polk family is pretty annoying.
LMFAO Cuba is trying to get the crowbar away from Shelby and now she's freaking out because she realizes she just killed the shit out of her husband, ROFLMAOLOLOL. He's all calmly telling her to turn herself in.
LOL, Mama Polk is such a creepy bitch.
LMFAO Kathy Bates is such a great touch to this show... and now she's literally summoning the torch carrying ghost army. They're all walking up and she turns around like, WTF. It makes no sense though because where is the REAL Butcher among these ghosts? Oh. There she is. LOL. LMFAO the real Butcher just killed her.
I would consider that episode to be about 25% up to the standard quality which I expect out of AHS.
