American Horror Story: Roanoke is banal dogshit.
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Super delighted to find out the season is OVER and there were only 10 episodes this season! Awesome! I'll watch the rest of the season now and just get it over with.

Moving onto episode 8. 

Lily Rabe is a really pretty bitch for sure. Nothing will ever top her Misty Day character in Coven... that shit was awesome. It's just so weird how much of a total fail this season was. Compared to former seasons, it's like it isn't even the same series. Lame as fuck.

Fucking literally nothing to say about that episode.

Moving onto episode 9.

So there's a group of obsessed fans with selfie sticks walking thru the woods trying to find the house. The dumb bitch in the group mentions the "patriarchy" AGAIN. Wow, just wow. This season was a just a complete loss. It really was. It was so monumentally bad. I really wonder if this is it for AHS. Is it seriously over? If they have another epic failure of a season like this again, I am gonna have to say something I never thought I would say. It may be time for them to throw in the towel. Seriously. If another bad season follows this one, they should have just ended the fucking series with Hotel. That would have been a good note to end on.

OMG this dumbass bitch is TAISSA FARMIGA from former AHS seasons. Her lines were literally "Racism is scary. Patriarchy is scary." Holy fuck I can really hardly believe this. I can really just hardly believe it.

I mean honest to God this is so heinously dumb it's like... should I even bother typing this shit out?? Fuck it. I'm not gonna.

LOL, the millennials in this episode are pretty funny.

There's so much stupid shit going on in this episode, but I really can't even be bothered to comment on it. It's just so dumb and there's only one more episode left. Hell I might even skip ahead. Probably not, but I'm tempted.

OMG. The real Lee was lost in the woods after night fall, she'll all fucked up and shit. Witch of the Wood comes out of nowhere, kills a pig and offers Lee the heart just like she did with the Butcher. And Lee is eating the fuckin' heart!!! So that means she's like the new right hand bitch of the Witch of the Wood. That's kinda cool.

The season is still total shit, but Taissa Farmiga is a pretty good lil actress. I like her.
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RE: American Horror Story: Roanoke is banal dogshit. - by Evan Peters - 11-06-2016, 04:15 PM
RE: American Horror Story: Roanoke is banal dogshit. - by Mister Obvious - 12-31-2016, 12:33 AM



















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