It’d have to be a sweet deal for me to let you in this love affair I have with myself

[Mister Obvious]

There’s very little I can’t do for myself...

I need a man’s strength, along with some humor and good intellect...

I need a touch of crazy and filthy thrown in the mix.

But mostly, I need force.

Hold back your force and you are fucking useless to me.

Withhold from me that which I crave, and you serve no purpose in my life.

It’s okay to change your mind someday and move on to greener pastures...

It’s not okay to start off as a disappointment at best and totally unsatisfying at worst...

My time is valuable.