09-01-2018, 10:30 AM
(09-01-2018, 01:42 AM)MrFungi Wrote: Nah you were wrong about the time PixxieMunchkin and I did sleep but intermittently like sleep an hour have lucid dreaming with a rock hard boner then wake up.
My sleeping pattern out of whack again im fixing it though.
do you get random boners too?
one time i was at my desk in the office
everyone had to go to a morning meeting
they would not start until i showed up
the problem was while at my desk i had a random boner
i was not thinking anything sexually i was looking through some papers
i did not know what to do some one came to my desk and told me to come to the meeting room
i acted as if i was busy doing stuff
then i tried walking it off
i walked into the hall leading to the meeting room hoping no one would be there just paced up and down until i felt comfortable to go into the meeting room where everyone was staring at me as i walked in
i didnt stare down at my slacks to see if there was a bulge or not but it felt as if they were staring or it was just me
in retrospect i should have walked proudly into that room with a full fledged boner protruding out of my slacks
should have made a pause in the middle of the room put my hands on my hips looked towards the ceiling inhale exhale and continue on
