So I had a bizarre dream about a detachable penis...

[Mister Obvious]

Holy fuck...

You guys.

Oh my God.

I'm shook...

I have this bracelet with Kokopelli on it, I got it at an antique shop years ago.

I was randomly looking at it tonight trying to remember WTF that figure was called.

I just knew it was a southwestern Native American symbol...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c...li.svg.png

So it's basically the Native American version of Pan...

He has the hindquarters, legs, and horns of a goat, in the same manner as a faun or satyr.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(god)

So I got curious about Kokopelli and decided to look into it a little more...

And I find THIS:

Kokopelli is often depicted with an inhumanly large phallus. Among the Ho-Chunk, this penis is detachable, and he sometimes leaves it in a river in order to have sex with girls who bathe there.

http://www.crystalinks.com/kokopelli.html

Holy shit.

I dreamed about Pan/Kokopelli, the fertility god, the trickster with a detachable penis before I EVER EVEN KNEW ABOUT THE MYTHOS.