I dreamed I was shooting up sperm with a turkey baster...

[Mister Obvious]

There was a dude jizzing in a bowl and I watered down the jizz and sucked it up into the turkey baster and then masturbated until I came and then inserted the turkey baster and its contents.

I felt it, no BS, I felt all the liquid. While I was doing it I was thinking “OMG, what if this really works?! I can’t handle having a baby!” And then I was thinking about the guy... I don’t even know who he was!!!

I Googled it and apparently you REALLY CAN get pregnant by using a turkey baster and a fresh load!!!

I wanna try this.