Mobile devices are tiny and stupid.

[Mister Obvious]

I sincerely believe that the onslaught of mobile devices has been geared toward DUMBING DOWN use of the internet.

I have some of the most slender fingers you can get, and typing on these pieces of trash is damn near impossible.

Simply put...

I reject mobile devices.

I think they’re a waste of time, I think they’re impractical.

I think these tiny little pieces of shit were a phase, and the phase is over.