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[Mister Obvious]

I'm not a fatty, it's true.

I was anorexic for a time though.

Now I'm just a normal weight.

As you can see in my last YouTube vids...

I look the same as I did then.

I may weigh a little less.

I actually have good genetics as it pertains to being fairly thin.

There are no fatties in my family.

But there are curves...

I didn't inherit most of those.