I feel like special agents are taking my semen when i sleep

[Dink Beaver]

I am always waking up with massive érections and sometimes when i pee ther is cum also. Is it possible for a guy to give me a hand job while i sleep and not wake up ? I was targeted by an international spy agency a year ago and i barely survived...i was poisoned and my insides were bleeding for several months from the damage done. So please dont think i am nuts for wondering if its possible for another agency targeting my most important genetic samples just so they can frame me for some heinus crimes.