Ladies, if you're gonna falsely accuse a dude...

[Mister Obvious]

LOL...

She's clearly a total whore, you can tell literally just by looking at her.

And that weird bar trawling hobag dance she was doing, LMFAO!

Man marries a totally psycho slut and then is all surprised and it's world news when she does something crazy and fucks him over...

OMG, shocking, everybody, be shocked.

LOL, no.

Two stupid, superficial people ruined each other's lives...

Semi-temporarily.

LOL, it happens all the time.