I don’t even consider “sites” that only work on mobile apps to be “the internet”

[Mister Obvious]

Sounds like you do have some ideas then. I'm not asking for technical expertise, I have that part covered. Just toss out some ideas you'd like to see as an end user.

So, a forum.

But on our user profiles we could upload pics (they have to be ourselves, no copyrighted bullshit, and this would have to be moderated, oops sorry, rocket science again).

I always wanted a virtual pet 'plugin' where I could display a virtual pet on my profile with an embed code or some kinda bullshit like that.

There should be a choice of themes for profile pages. Maybe even custom themes, but only so much as HMTL color codes and maybe a background pic. Mine would be pink and purple and orange.

I want a community games section where games like Tetris can be embedded and it could keep score and people could battle each other.

I want a chatroom.

'Blogs' could be incorporated in our profiles, but more so than being shopped as "blogs" they could just be places where we write updates on what we're doing or whatever. Like status updates only not character limited or any of that stupid shit.

There should also be a live 'comments' or 'chatbox' on our profiles, which could be enabled or disabled by us.