WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
Columbo is one of those shows I have a sordid history of masturbating to. Peter Falk has always been a huge crush, see my thread about it here:
http://www.sectual.com/thread-5811.html
I see that the official Columbo YouTube channel has a handful of full episodes on it. That's cool. But there are other channels which have uploaded full length episodes, and I'll be starting off with those. Firstly I'd like to remark on the number of views these episodes have... anywhere from 70K to 100K+ views on videos barely over a month old, pretty amazing. Apparently the internet has good taste.
Note that these videos not on the official Columbo channel will undoubtedly be removed within weeks or months, and I'm aware of that. Nevertheless, the timestamps will still be close enough regardless of episode source.
We'll start with this one...
Season 6 - Episode 2 - "Old Fashioned Murder"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7ZsLO6vcDU
Gorgeous opening music.
0:30 whoa, this lady needs to get LAIIIID.
1:30 damn this chick is like all up in this lady's face, LMAO, I'd be like, "Whoa, back off there, sugar tits, lil too close. Lil too close."
2:27 bitch I almost cried, I ain't even gonna lie. That one got me right in the feels.
2:55 "CUZ I'M A VICIOUS MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!" Roflmaolololol.
4:12 damn straight, I'm with this lady!!!
4:36 who the fuck uses "kill" when referencing dealing with a situation like this? If this lady is a murderer, then the tendency obviously runs in the family because this brother dude is crazy. That is her brother right? Fuck it, I'm not rewinding to see. They're related so whatever.
8:07 TBH I think they should have sex instead.
8:37 LOL you know what's really fucked up about this is that this lady just ASSUMES this fucking guy is THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, like she's hardly ever even TALKED TO HIM and this is probably the most she's ever said to him, LMAO. She's just being hardcore judgemental of him and ASSUMING he's gonna go along with this totally criminal, cockamamie scheme. ROFLROFL!
9:42 I meeean, hold the phone. That's some next level shit right there. Running away is one thing, but faking death? LOL! And for only $100K? Like even back then that wasn't enough money. And this guy has family and everything. It's so hilarious to me that this is supposed to be a believable scenario. Like this guy has NOOO life and doesn't even need time to think about it or anything, LOL. I mean WTF? And he's supposed to be down with this just cuz there are a couple of dudes after him? Meh, I dunno, just saying.
12:00 LOLOL I dig this old battleaxe.
13:17 yeeeesh, I've got a bad feeling about this!!!
15:30 dude OMG WTF is this lady's plan???
You know what the great part about all this is? I've seen every episode of Columbo like twice and I still don't remember this shit!!!
Muwahahahaha!!!
16:20 there's not gonna be any fuckin' powder on their fingers or gloves or whatever. This lady reads too much fiction, facepalm.
17:25 as if they can't trace calls and find out he didn't call from there anyways, WTF, doesn't this lady even read the news?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
17:39 she turns the light off. I feel like that is a huge mistake on her part, huge. Columbo is gonna ask why the guy didn't flip the light on.
17:50 there's only one shot on the recording. I meeean. There are sooo many fucking problems with this... this is such a messy attempt here, it's gotta be one of the messiest in all of the series.
19:15 I wonder why they wrote allergies into this episode??
20:04 I agree with Columbo about that, benadryl does the same thing to me, I hate taking it and almost never do!!! Plus I almost OD'd on it once by accident, shit was scary, NGL!!!
22:46 this lady's got a nice hair color.
24:16 LOL Columbo has the reflexes of a turtle, he didn't even catch her!?
26:38 I told youuuuuuuuu.
28:08 they fired AT THE SAME TIME!?!?!?!?! COME ONNNNN!!!!!!!!!
52:52 WTF is that on the desk, is that a white giraffe?
54:10 whoa whoa whoa, what're they getting at?! Is that HER daughter?!?!?!?
They did such a great job with this story/episode.
1:06:40 ahhh, the chainsmokin' '70s!!! <3
1:08:28 LMFAO this bitch is crazy!!!
1:08:44 ROFLMAOLOL that maid chick is totally me 100%, sooo startled thouuughhh!!!!!!!!
1:14:20 LOL... what a great episode.
Columbo is one of those shows I have a sordid history of masturbating to. Peter Falk has always been a huge crush, see my thread about it here:
http://www.sectual.com/thread-5811.html
I see that the official Columbo YouTube channel has a handful of full episodes on it. That's cool. But there are other channels which have uploaded full length episodes, and I'll be starting off with those. Firstly I'd like to remark on the number of views these episodes have... anywhere from 70K to 100K+ views on videos barely over a month old, pretty amazing. Apparently the internet has good taste.
Note that these videos not on the official Columbo channel will undoubtedly be removed within weeks or months, and I'm aware of that. Nevertheless, the timestamps will still be close enough regardless of episode source.
We'll start with this one...
Season 6 - Episode 2 - "Old Fashioned Murder"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7ZsLO6vcDU
Gorgeous opening music.
0:30 whoa, this lady needs to get LAIIIID.
1:30 damn this chick is like all up in this lady's face, LMAO, I'd be like, "Whoa, back off there, sugar tits, lil too close. Lil too close."
2:27 bitch I almost cried, I ain't even gonna lie. That one got me right in the feels.
2:55 "CUZ I'M A VICIOUS MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!" Roflmaolololol.
4:12 damn straight, I'm with this lady!!!
4:36 who the fuck uses "kill" when referencing dealing with a situation like this? If this lady is a murderer, then the tendency obviously runs in the family because this brother dude is crazy. That is her brother right? Fuck it, I'm not rewinding to see. They're related so whatever.
8:07 TBH I think they should have sex instead.
8:37 LOL you know what's really fucked up about this is that this lady just ASSUMES this fucking guy is THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, like she's hardly ever even TALKED TO HIM and this is probably the most she's ever said to him, LMAO. She's just being hardcore judgemental of him and ASSUMING he's gonna go along with this totally criminal, cockamamie scheme. ROFLROFL!
9:42 I meeean, hold the phone. That's some next level shit right there. Running away is one thing, but faking death? LOL! And for only $100K? Like even back then that wasn't enough money. And this guy has family and everything. It's so hilarious to me that this is supposed to be a believable scenario. Like this guy has NOOO life and doesn't even need time to think about it or anything, LOL. I mean WTF? And he's supposed to be down with this just cuz there are a couple of dudes after him? Meh, I dunno, just saying.
12:00 LOLOL I dig this old battleaxe.
13:17 yeeeesh, I've got a bad feeling about this!!!
15:30 dude OMG WTF is this lady's plan???
You know what the great part about all this is? I've seen every episode of Columbo like twice and I still don't remember this shit!!!
Muwahahahaha!!!
16:20 there's not gonna be any fuckin' powder on their fingers or gloves or whatever. This lady reads too much fiction, facepalm.
17:25 as if they can't trace calls and find out he didn't call from there anyways, WTF, doesn't this lady even read the news?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
17:39 she turns the light off. I feel like that is a huge mistake on her part, huge. Columbo is gonna ask why the guy didn't flip the light on.
17:50 there's only one shot on the recording. I meeean. There are sooo many fucking problems with this... this is such a messy attempt here, it's gotta be one of the messiest in all of the series.
19:15 I wonder why they wrote allergies into this episode??
20:04 I agree with Columbo about that, benadryl does the same thing to me, I hate taking it and almost never do!!! Plus I almost OD'd on it once by accident, shit was scary, NGL!!!
22:46 this lady's got a nice hair color.
24:16 LOL Columbo has the reflexes of a turtle, he didn't even catch her!?
26:38 I told youuuuuuuuu.
28:08 they fired AT THE SAME TIME!?!?!?!?! COME ONNNNN!!!!!!!!!
52:52 WTF is that on the desk, is that a white giraffe?
54:10 whoa whoa whoa, what're they getting at?! Is that HER daughter?!?!?!?
They did such a great job with this story/episode.
1:06:40 ahhh, the chainsmokin' '70s!!! <3
1:08:28 LMFAO this bitch is crazy!!!
1:08:44 ROFLMAOLOL that maid chick is totally me 100%, sooo startled thouuughhh!!!!!!!!
1:14:20 LOL... what a great episode.
