01-16-2019, 12:12 AM
Season 1 - Episode 1 - "Murder By The Book"
I consider this the third episode of the series in light of the two monumentally epic "pilot" episodes which came before it.
This is a great episode, I'm excited to see it again.
It's interesting because as we know, later there was another episode ("Try And Catch Me") featuring a murder story author.
0:54 check out this bitchin' view of the parking area... look at all the spaces with the stains on them, lot of leaky cars back then eh?
1:05 I wonder what it'd be like to be a man with big sexy hands.
1:30 look at this guy toiling away, about to get straight up murdered.
4:00 this guy in the blue shirt is totally hot, my kinda dude right there, look how sexy.
8:40 it's so sad how into him this chick is.
9:36 this lady is waaay too nosy.
10:50 I don't like this dude at all.
I hate it when the victim is so much hotter than the perp and then we have to watch the perp for the rest of the episode, what kinda shit is that.
11:05 wow they be gettin' all deep and esoteric with this episode.
14:36 LOL that classic line though!
15:00 tardass young people who watch these shows must be so confused about the storylines because caller ID wasn't a thing back then.
16:45 God this show is fucking amazing. I feel bad for this chick it's so sad.
17:55 honest to God, Columbo is like an angel. Maybe that's why they had him play an angel (kinda) in Wings of Desire...
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093191/
One of the greatest movies of all time.
19:18 what are they trying to do, make the ladies' panties wet?? Mine would be wet if I was wearing any.
20:25 God I wanna make sweet love to Columbo.
20:55 how does he ALREADY KNOW the other guy killed him?? LOLOL.
21:50 this wife lady is charming as fuck.
22:33 his glass eye is a fucking trip, God what a gorgeous man.
24:30 did he really just ask the guy's distraught wife for a fuckin' drink?? This guy is trash.
I hate it when the perps get all uppity with Columbo too, they make themselves seem sooo guilty.
28:07 OMG what the fuck was that totally insane high pitched sound??
28:54 I'll take Peter Falk at any age, but right here... he looks perfect, just perfect.
29:22 LOOOL that's the most unsettlingly dissatisfactory response you NEVER wanna get from Columbo.
I just looked it up and apparently Peter Falk was 5'6"... I feel like I've posted that before, but I couldn't find it. He's a shining example of why I love short dudes. Some sources say he was 5'8" though.
39:00 OMG this lady. LMAO. Yikes.
39:50 LMFAOOO OMG, this lady's got him by the balls now, bwahahahahahahahahaha! He deserves it so much!
44:10 FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! That's... a ridiculously low price even for the 70s, like WTF.
Steven Spielberg directed this episode, apparently...
https://www.metv.com/lists/16-fascinatin...nd-columbo
Interesting article of little known Columbo trivia.
Oh wow, this article says that Peter Falk supplied Columbo's wardrobe, and when asked if the coat was in a museum somewhere, he replied that it was in his closet!
49:35 ah God! Those dreaded phone records!
Apparently Peter Falk adlibbed a lot in the show as well, which makes sense and explains the atmosphere of realness about the show... also further goes to support my theory that a lot of actors aren't "acting", they're just being themselves.
52:55 you definitely can't... LMFAOLOLOL.
53:20 LOL, swimming with the fishes!
1:03:34 that's a nice fuckin' table right there.
The typewriter sound effects in the music at the end is pretty clever.
I consider this the third episode of the series in light of the two monumentally epic "pilot" episodes which came before it.
This is a great episode, I'm excited to see it again.
It's interesting because as we know, later there was another episode ("Try And Catch Me") featuring a murder story author.
0:54 check out this bitchin' view of the parking area... look at all the spaces with the stains on them, lot of leaky cars back then eh?
1:05 I wonder what it'd be like to be a man with big sexy hands.
1:30 look at this guy toiling away, about to get straight up murdered.
4:00 this guy in the blue shirt is totally hot, my kinda dude right there, look how sexy.
8:40 it's so sad how into him this chick is.
9:36 this lady is waaay too nosy.
10:50 I don't like this dude at all.
I hate it when the victim is so much hotter than the perp and then we have to watch the perp for the rest of the episode, what kinda shit is that.
11:05 wow they be gettin' all deep and esoteric with this episode.
14:36 LOL that classic line though!
15:00 tardass young people who watch these shows must be so confused about the storylines because caller ID wasn't a thing back then.
16:45 God this show is fucking amazing. I feel bad for this chick it's so sad.
17:55 honest to God, Columbo is like an angel. Maybe that's why they had him play an angel (kinda) in Wings of Desire...
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093191/
One of the greatest movies of all time.
19:18 what are they trying to do, make the ladies' panties wet?? Mine would be wet if I was wearing any.
20:25 God I wanna make sweet love to Columbo.
20:55 how does he ALREADY KNOW the other guy killed him?? LOLOL.
21:50 this wife lady is charming as fuck.
22:33 his glass eye is a fucking trip, God what a gorgeous man.
24:30 did he really just ask the guy's distraught wife for a fuckin' drink?? This guy is trash.
I hate it when the perps get all uppity with Columbo too, they make themselves seem sooo guilty.
28:07 OMG what the fuck was that totally insane high pitched sound??
28:54 I'll take Peter Falk at any age, but right here... he looks perfect, just perfect.
29:22 LOOOL that's the most unsettlingly dissatisfactory response you NEVER wanna get from Columbo.
I just looked it up and apparently Peter Falk was 5'6"... I feel like I've posted that before, but I couldn't find it. He's a shining example of why I love short dudes. Some sources say he was 5'8" though.
39:00 OMG this lady. LMAO. Yikes.
39:50 LMFAOOO OMG, this lady's got him by the balls now, bwahahahahahahahahaha! He deserves it so much!
44:10 FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! That's... a ridiculously low price even for the 70s, like WTF.
Steven Spielberg directed this episode, apparently...
https://www.metv.com/lists/16-fascinatin...nd-columbo
Interesting article of little known Columbo trivia.
Oh wow, this article says that Peter Falk supplied Columbo's wardrobe, and when asked if the coat was in a museum somewhere, he replied that it was in his closet!
49:35 ah God! Those dreaded phone records!
Apparently Peter Falk adlibbed a lot in the show as well, which makes sense and explains the atmosphere of realness about the show... also further goes to support my theory that a lot of actors aren't "acting", they're just being themselves.
52:55 you definitely can't... LMFAOLOLOL.
53:20 LOL, swimming with the fishes!
1:03:34 that's a nice fuckin' table right there.
The typewriter sound effects in the music at the end is pretty clever.
