Trix is a magic witch

[Dink Beaver]

Yeah she lured me into her psychological experiment and I accept the consequences. I cant resist her earthly heathen charms , like if haagen dazs or hershey with almonds is placed before me it must be eaten and savored. But I fear this harlot is harvesting our loosch, stealing our life energy . Has your productivity gone down ? Is your woman demanding sex but you are not willing? ...that is the devastatingly charming effect miss trix has on her clients, you have been struck by her wand and drained of fluids that give you power .  I may have to find a priest to exorcise me.