Marilyn Monroe: She was "flatulent, dirty, and ate in bed"

[zenba]

of course she farted a lot, she did a lot of buttstuff. and drinking. and queefing.

bathing is actually against the buddhist tenets. it cultivates attachment to the body, and thus this world, which is all illusion. modern `soaps` should be avoided, they're usually toxic detergents. you can find some real soap out there if you look for it, i recommend the hemp oil based soap with colloidal silver.

we should be annointing instead of modern showering. get a nice carrier oil, organic cold pressed coconut or hemp seed oil, and some essential oils. many essential oils have natural anti-bacterial, -viral, and -fungal properties.