(03-08-2019, 07:40 PM)Guest Wrote: Her: "What did you get me for my birthday, honey?"
Him: "A new washer and dryer."
Her: "That's great! Where is it?"
Him: "Downstairs in the truck. Go get it."
Her: "Aren't you gonna help me carry it up?"
Him: "it doesn't take two people to carry a douchebag and a towel."
Have you ever seen an actual douchebag? I never have, in fact my ex ages ago we were in the pharmacy and I told her to try a douche, but they aint bags they are one use products like a squirt bottle. And she tried it, honestly didn't need it but I just said why the fuck not forest breeze douche try it. She didn't like it said it felt nasty LOL didn't change anything down there anyway. Im sure they are only for prostitutes LOLLLLLLLLLL
