05-04-2019, 04:18 PM
Dating site homepage video/off-site ad transcript:
*me standing in front of green screen which is displaying slideshow of hobo dating profile pics*
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*me standing in front of green screen which is displaying slideshow of hobo dating profile pics*
"Hello and welcome to HotassHobos.com. Sexy hobos are my Kryptonite. This selection of highly fuckable homeless dudes has been handpicked by me, and these guys have held up to my rigorous hobo standards. If they can handle me, they can DEFINITELY handle you. *laugh* So come get some of that sweet hobo meat... at HotassHobos.com."
