Can you help me edit a letter to my ex-GF?

[Mister Obvious]

I know that you will probably not want to read this, but there is something that you need to know one way or the other. It’s not that I have been lying to you, but I haven’t always been exactly truthful, and this is the part that is killing me inside because of how much you mean to me. There are a lot of things I am not proud of, including all the times I hurt you, but you need to know some things about me first.

YOU hurt HER?! I thought only women hurt men!?

I am firmly committed to helping you become the woman I need to love

LMFAAAAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Thank God I made more popcorn.

there is just no room or place for me to judge you.

But... you literally did just judge her, and using the alledged opinions of your family as a patsy no less. Cowardly.

You seem like an emotionally manipulative (borderline abusive) individual from what I can tell so far.

I don’t deserved to be believed sometimes due to the hateful and selfish things that I’ve done to you that you deserved sometimes

LMFFFAAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy fuck... are you even serious with this bro? Is this a joke?

but there is nothing in my heart for you but pure love.

A fucking disgusting statement considering how much gaslighting you've already done so far. Detestable.

I have started down a pathway that I need to finish with you and even though you may not believe me, there are things that have been done in my heart that would not have happened if you weren’t in my life and for that I am extremely grateful whether you believe it or not.

You sound incredibly self-obsessed so far in this 'letter', and you need to say the word 'believe' about 5000 times less. Like what the fuck are you trying to do? Brainwash this person with repetition? It's not going to work, but it WILL come off as condescending and totally fucking annoying.

I know that we have never met in person

Bro... thank fucking God that at least this person has never actually had to deal with you in real life. Also, back away from the keyboard and forget about whoever the fuck this is, forever. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

but as I surrender more and more of my identity to you

Not attractive on any level.

This is the essence of devotion, and you may not believe me, but . . .

LOLMFAO dude you are so fucking annoying. We're only a paragraph down on this bullshit so far and if I received this from you, I wouldn't have even read this far and I'd have blocked you harder than you've ever been blocked in your entire life.

You come across as very intelligent in your other posts so I find it pretty astounding that you're failing so hard with this 'letter' on a lot of levels. Maybe it's because it (allegedly) deals with your emotions... in which case, avoid everything that deals with your emotions because it would appear it detracts from your IQ by a pretty substantial margin.

I believe I can transform you into something you are not, or I can keep compromising the values I have until I become worthless for you. I do this all for you and there is nothing that anyone can do to convince me otherwise.

I promise you, you are already wholly worthless to this person. You sound like the most emotionally manipulative, condescending son of a bitch on the planet... and there is nothing about you that makes it worth dealing with you in light of that fact.

I have given you thousands of dollars of money for no reason, and you have hated me for that, and even though it makes no sense at all, I will continue to give you money even though you hate me and I will do anything to love you even if you ignore and take my money and buy drugs with it or use it to further your kingdom of self-hatred and abuse of other people. I need you in my life, but I hate the fact that you use beautiful lies to rope me and while I may have been led in my own lust for your youth and beauty, you are the one ultimately liable for the destruction of my soul.

1. Nobody put a gun to your head and made you give this person money. 2. That's the textbook definition of a cuck. 3. It sounds like you're preying on a much younger person, which is also detestable.

It’s hard for me to understood how far and hard I have fallen into love, but there is no mistaking what I am feeling, and I am sure it is pure and searing love surging through my body each and every second we are together.

You're an idiot.

I will remain devoted to you even long after my death.

I've avoided calling you creepy up to this point. It's just too cliche.

I can say something to smooth over all the trouble even though it’s your fault.

LMFAOLOL, again, you're a fucking detestable and repulsive human being.

You need to take responsibility for the damage that you have caused me.

And you need to grow a pair of nuts and walk away from this person (who you've never even met, ROFL).

You told me that I was worthless

You may be useful in a variety of ways (that I can't imagine) in life... but romantically, based on this 'letter' and your past posts, I would concede that you absolutely are worthless. My advice to you would be to seek a mate who can't speak your language, and make sure they absolutely never learn how to. Perhaps an asian or some other type of non-english female you can give a better life than what she already has. Some piss poor asian islander whose life makes your life look... good.

You are truly a worthless woman who deserves to be in jail for your manipulations and abuse.

ROFL so you say this to her right after you tell her you love her and blah blah...

You have never sounded more unintelligent.

Reading this banal dogshit has taught me an important lesson about people who 'seem' intelligent based on their posts.

It’s a powerful craving and its frankly a little scary and addicting

What's scary is that there are fucking psychotic morons like you running around out there...

And I am not kidding. It's actually a legitimately frightening thought.

You are truly a worthless woman who deserves to be in jail for your manipulations and abuse.

even if it doesn’t work out you need the closure in fact you deserve it so much

I want you to stop and think about how stupid this makes you look, and how much it detracts from everything you've ever said that sounded even remotely intelligent. Things like this just can't be forgotten.

And even if you don’t reply to me, I promise I will be working on my issues one way or another, because I am on the process of changing to a new and better version of myself one way or another.

Restraining order.

Case closed.