05-10-2019, 12:18 PM
Rich better embrace gettin’ jiggy with it in his facehole in front of the whole internet...
I did.
Mukbangin’ is fun and it’s not supposed to be all clean and graceful, it’s supposed to be real.
He better give me that motherfuckin’ bread if he’s not gonna eat it.
Why doesn’t he just buy lunch meat by itself and a salad or something.
Just when I start feeling like he’s attractive again... he proves me wrong.
What he needs is a woman who can feed him some quality shit instead of whatever the fuck has been going on in his life lately.
Maybe his BonerfiedBloomers stoner chick from Seattle can help him eat less dumb. Quick Rich, get a bus ride to the birthplace of Starbucks.
Oh I forgot... he’s leasing a 2018 Jeep he probably won’t be able to pay off, because used cars in good condition for 1/10th the price just aren’t good enough for Rich.
