05-27-2019, 03:11 PM
Do these shorts she wears cut off circulation to her poontang?? Years back I made a post on a message board about how I like to wear my jeans skin tight and sometimes it makes my ladybits numb... and somebody responded with something along the lines of "Good job cutting off blood circulation to your intestines." Well... that stranger on the internet changed my fuckin' life. LOL! Agh... God bless the internet.
1:45 I hate to say this, I really do but... I'm starting to get kinda bored with this conversion.
3:19 LOL her grandpa fucking hates Zane.
4:58 ROFLMAOOO these lyrics, Zane tryin' to tell us something?! Bwahahahaha. That's real cute hon. Scorpios are so creepy. If I wasn't talking about you, nobody would be... you're welcome. You should be fucking paying me for what I do. It's always been true and it always will be. Don't act like you don't fucking love it.
Hey Zane, relax, your GF is fine, it's whatever... I'm sure we will all come out liking her better than we like you at the end of the day. What do you think hon? Sound about right?
6:06 dude look how fuckin' trashed up Priss's house is now. It looked like he was trying to show us that shit on purpose.
6:58 LOL this fabric shit is what Priss is all about... she won't fuck it up.
8:08 listen to what she says right there... I feel like she DOESN'T like it. But she picked the crap out... so WTF.
She totally doesn't like it.
8:44 that's a bitchin' staple gun.
9:45 it does look good, Zane could have never done that shit.
9:55 ah I get it now... the insulation is for the Alaska cold because Priss despises the cold like any normal fucking person would/should.
10:04 "when we go to sell this", so Zane is envisioning selling the van IN Alaska... aha. So the van will be sold in Alaska (if they make it that far) and at that point Priss will either go home, or choose to be homeless with Zane. Regardless his plan as was always stated was for her to "quit her job and be homeless" with him.
10:10 wow. And now I'm back to thinking Zane is abusing this Priss chick like a retarded child. That would be a serious red flag, EVERYTHING he just said there... I'd be like uhhh, hey, go ahead and finish up this van build-out babe. Cuz we're selling it here. Maybe I'll let you sleep in it until it's sold. He'd be fucking done.
10:20 you can tell Zane doesn't wanna do the desert again, but Priss likes the desert (warmth). Who could blame Zane for being all deserted out? Regardless... this is a fucking disaster. It's a fucking disaster and as much as Priss is just... totally unappealing, it's not cool to pick on one of God's special children. Zane should watch his ass because divine retribution might have to make its way into his reality if he's planning on doing this Priss chick wrong.
