05-29-2019, 05:48 PM
Does he even realize it's not SUPPOSED to be mixed up??
Ooo, Bonerfied is wearing a wrench in his chat now...
He usually doesn't mod his ladybits before he meets them.
That must mean togetherness is in the works!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByD4S6uld4o/
OMG check it...
Her toes are webbed!!!
Syndactyly!!!
Ooo...
I'm beginning to think this chick has some kinda...
Woodland creature ancestry.
I've met people who were leprechaun ancestry.
She's not of the fae people... it's something KINDA like that though.
I guess we can just call her a NYMPH, GNOMESAYIN'?!?!?!?!?!?
Actually... that's a very apt description because those are water creatures and most of the creatures with the webbed toes come from water dwelling lines of ancestry.
Oh my... we've got a magical water bitch!!!
I like this chick more and more every day to be honest...
I really hope she doesn't actually meet up with Rich, I just feel like she's too good.
And that's NOT a "haughty" kinda thing, it's not an "I'm better than you!" kinda statement.
Literally it just means that she is too high above getting used by Rich.
Because that's all he really does...
In that reading his "roomie" (AKA adoptive mom) gave him, she was blowing smoke up his poonanner saying shit like "You're sooo loyal" and blah blah blah, pandering to him in a very calculating manner.
Off topic of this stupid coffeetime video but...
I thought it was pretty damn fucked up how his adoptive mom was basically TELLING him in that reading that he's GONNA let his kids down, but DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT and basically "YOU'RE NOT MOVING TO BE WITH YOUR KIDS!!!!!!!"
LITERALLY telling him where he can and can't be, under the guise of a tarot reading, using psychologically and emotionally manipulative tactics...
Pretty disturbing and again...
I have little faith in his ability to see what's going on.
Some chick does need to steal him away from the bizarre and vampiric situation he's in right now...
I just wish it didn't have to be our sweet lil BonerBloom.