WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
So I'll be honest...
Even though it's true that I'd like to fuck Jensen Ackles...
I've actually only seen like 5 total episodes of Supernatural. Maybe even fewer.
But today I figured you know what I should just go ahead and watch the first episode and start this commentary/analysis thread because I'm sure, if I live, someday I'll be bored enough to actually watch Supernatural.
I can't imagine ever watching the whole series, I mean how long would it take to "binge watch" 14 seasons?? Probably a really long time.
I also hate to admit I'm actually utilizing Netflix... it's not even my account, it's like somebody else's account. So there's that. At least I still have that. At least I can say I don't even actually have a Netflix account. At least it hasn't gone that far yet.
Without further ado...
Supernatural - Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilot_(Supernatural)
Too bad the video can't be embedded. I always remember the timestamping on Netflix videos sucks balls, so I'll just do my best with these timestamps. Netflix = definitely not my favorite platform.
0:15 and I'm already questioning why the fuck I'm watching this. Legit this will probably be the only episode I ever review, sorry but it's pretty likely.
I do have popcorn though, so it's currently worth my time.
0:40 what the fuck year is this supposed to be?? Dean and what's his nuts are little babychildren, yet their dad looks like it's two thousand fucking five up in here... oversight? Purposeful? Is Supernatural set in the future? I don't get it.
1:03 a Graco baby monitor?? Dude what the fuck year is this supposed to be? I'm so damn fucking confused right now. They better explain this shit.
3:00 what the fuck... with a pilot like this, I can't fucking believe this show ever took off, let alone lasted 14 seasons.
4:40 what the fuck do they mean PRESENT DAY, it was literally ALREADY PRESENT DAY.
4:50 how old were both these main dudes when this show first aired?? Hmmm...
Jared was 23 and Jensen was 27.
Jared is super cute but I'm team Jensen.
5:35 his girlfriend chick in this episode is hawt as fuuuuuuuck... Adrianne Palicki.
6:52 oh fuck yeah, there's the star of the show... rrrraaaawwrrrwrwrrrrrwrrrr.
7:58 I dunnooooo thouuuuugh, Jared kinda makes me wanna fuck super hard too though. Oddly enough, he makes me wanna fuck Jensen even more.
8:40 God I cannot believe how hot this fucking guy is... it's not even right, it's seriously not.
But LOL pilot episodes are always so funny because they try to cram the entire story into it, making the characters say a bunch of lengthy lines you'd never say IRL.
10:50 EVP LMFAO... agh, God. So is this fucking show where all that stupid damn fucking craze about Ghost Hunting and EVPs came from circa 2006? LMFAO.
12:20 "Hey, gonna need you to suck my dick and swallow a load real quick before I leave."
12:58 ERMERGERD CREEPY THOUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH.
14:16 I feel like... that wouldn't necessarily be everyone's reaction. Like I'm sorry, I know dudes want to fuck hot chicks and whatnot but. I feel like... most dudes would actually just be creeped out. Maybe it's an unpopular opinion but... I feel like this scene just sells dudes short a little bit. I really do.
15:15 this IS a nice creepy story though, it really is. It's a good, engaging, creepy lil story.
16:10 I feel that was a bit cheap, but whatever.
17:02 why God, why? Why won't you just give me Jensen Ackles?? He's gotta be getting tired of his wife by now, my God. She needs to let him go already so we can reproduce together before it's too late. Stop being so selfish.
21:10 it's good... it's a good story, good pilot episode. Still dunno what that shit was at the beginning though.
24:25 that was also kinda cheap/stupid. But it's fine.
28:54 LOOOOL... agh fuck yes that's my kinda man right there.
34:50 but Sam hasn't been unfaithful to anybody and he's not even married, sooo.
38:08 those kids look old/big enough to fight back against her for sure.
I'm sorry but the end of this episode was retarded, like WTF... is this the Supernatural version of the Bonanza 'Blue Dress Curse'??
Okay whatever.
To be honest, that was pretty enjoyable.
I might watch another episode sometime after all.
So I'll be honest...
Even though it's true that I'd like to fuck Jensen Ackles...
I've actually only seen like 5 total episodes of Supernatural. Maybe even fewer.
But today I figured you know what I should just go ahead and watch the first episode and start this commentary/analysis thread because I'm sure, if I live, someday I'll be bored enough to actually watch Supernatural.
I can't imagine ever watching the whole series, I mean how long would it take to "binge watch" 14 seasons?? Probably a really long time.
I also hate to admit I'm actually utilizing Netflix... it's not even my account, it's like somebody else's account. So there's that. At least I still have that. At least I can say I don't even actually have a Netflix account. At least it hasn't gone that far yet.
Without further ado...
Supernatural - Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilot_(Supernatural)
Too bad the video can't be embedded. I always remember the timestamping on Netflix videos sucks balls, so I'll just do my best with these timestamps. Netflix = definitely not my favorite platform.
0:15 and I'm already questioning why the fuck I'm watching this. Legit this will probably be the only episode I ever review, sorry but it's pretty likely.
I do have popcorn though, so it's currently worth my time.
0:40 what the fuck year is this supposed to be?? Dean and what's his nuts are little babychildren, yet their dad looks like it's two thousand fucking five up in here... oversight? Purposeful? Is Supernatural set in the future? I don't get it.
1:03 a Graco baby monitor?? Dude what the fuck year is this supposed to be? I'm so damn fucking confused right now. They better explain this shit.
3:00 what the fuck... with a pilot like this, I can't fucking believe this show ever took off, let alone lasted 14 seasons.
4:40 what the fuck do they mean PRESENT DAY, it was literally ALREADY PRESENT DAY.
4:50 how old were both these main dudes when this show first aired?? Hmmm...
Jared was 23 and Jensen was 27.
Jared is super cute but I'm team Jensen.
5:35 his girlfriend chick in this episode is hawt as fuuuuuuuck... Adrianne Palicki.
6:52 oh fuck yeah, there's the star of the show... rrrraaaawwrrrwrwrrrrrwrrrr.
7:58 I dunnooooo thouuuuugh, Jared kinda makes me wanna fuck super hard too though. Oddly enough, he makes me wanna fuck Jensen even more.
8:40 God I cannot believe how hot this fucking guy is... it's not even right, it's seriously not.
But LOL pilot episodes are always so funny because they try to cram the entire story into it, making the characters say a bunch of lengthy lines you'd never say IRL.
10:50 EVP LMFAO... agh, God. So is this fucking show where all that stupid damn fucking craze about Ghost Hunting and EVPs came from circa 2006? LMFAO.
12:20 "Hey, gonna need you to suck my dick and swallow a load real quick before I leave."
12:58 ERMERGERD CREEPY THOUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH.
14:16 I feel like... that wouldn't necessarily be everyone's reaction. Like I'm sorry, I know dudes want to fuck hot chicks and whatnot but. I feel like... most dudes would actually just be creeped out. Maybe it's an unpopular opinion but... I feel like this scene just sells dudes short a little bit. I really do.
15:15 this IS a nice creepy story though, it really is. It's a good, engaging, creepy lil story.
16:10 I feel that was a bit cheap, but whatever.
17:02 why God, why? Why won't you just give me Jensen Ackles?? He's gotta be getting tired of his wife by now, my God. She needs to let him go already so we can reproduce together before it's too late. Stop being so selfish.
21:10 it's good... it's a good story, good pilot episode. Still dunno what that shit was at the beginning though.
24:25 that was also kinda cheap/stupid. But it's fine.
28:54 LOOOOL... agh fuck yes that's my kinda man right there.
34:50 but Sam hasn't been unfaithful to anybody and he's not even married, sooo.
38:08 those kids look old/big enough to fight back against her for sure.
I'm sorry but the end of this episode was retarded, like WTF... is this the Supernatural version of the Bonanza 'Blue Dress Curse'??
Okay whatever.
To be honest, that was pretty enjoyable.
I might watch another episode sometime after all.
