Supernatural (2005) - Review & Commentary
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Supernatural - Season 1, Episode 7 - "Hook Man"

So again I immediately am sort of put off by the episode title... this again sounds like some type of classic horror story villain situation and I just assume it's gonna be crap.

Can they really put a spin on this? Is it even about what I'm assuming it's about?

And the episode opens up again with the "Previously on..." which is the same exact clip that has been on every one of these episodes so far. It's like 30 seconds long which would significantly fuck with my timestamping if it wasn't present on other platform versions of the show. That REALLY fucking annoys me. It truly does. That's why I have to put in quotes or explain scenes every now and then just so positions can be approximated. Bah whatever, let's just do this.

0:47 "Too Martha Stewart?" LOL this chick looks like an extra out of the original Carrie or something.

1:08 the mini skirt this chick is wearing FUCKINGGG ridiculous. I'm not complaining but LOL. It's like a size zero mini skirt, I probably couldn't fit it on one leg.

Alright which one of these bitches is gettin' murdered!?

Popcorn

2:00 that dude's pretty cute.

3:18 uuuhhh, I'd be the fuck out of there.

3:28 LMFAO like why the fuck is he gonna get out of the car?? They're literally in the middle of nowhere, LMFAO, like it's his turf to fight over or something?! What an idiot!

3:55 y'all I'm sorry but this one is kinda lame so far.

4:25 this is one of those episodes where you're like rooting for them to get killed.

7:03 yikes that frat guy looks like a fuckin' alien.

12:20 I can't believe it... they've actually made it interesting.

13:03 her dad needs a sedative.

15:58 how in the fuck could you sleep in the room with somebody else like that. It's so weird.

18:12 yeah, I mean, this chick is totally beautiful... but she's not "hot" like all the dudes were calling her earlier in the episode. I find that interesting/strange.

20:21 ozone huh? Hm. Noted.

23:00 I dig how Dean wants to bang all the hotties, but he never actually does it... reminds me of me!

26:31 this show is really starting to convince me cremation is the best option.

27:50 their hair really matches each other.

31:07 how are we supposed to believe these two are brothers when they literally look NOTHING alike?

31:20 why are there so many jean skirts in this show? Was that really a thing circa 2005?? I definitely don't remember that.

32:46 "Stay out of her underwear drawer" LMFAOLOLOL.

35:02 I dunno this chick is kinda fucked up, maybe they should just let the hook man have her.

37:55 not a bad episode... not the best but not bad.

39:08 where do these dudes get their money in this show?? Do they ever address this point??
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RE: Supernatural (2005) - Commentary & Analysis - by Mister Obvious - 06-12-2019, 08:33 PM
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