08-02-2019, 03:04 AM
Context of the night through bumps eyes
I get into a conversation with an English sjw trying to tell me about Texas. I do a horrible shot at an english accent...it shifts to me being a racist. Listen,ive lived in Texas the majority of my life,being white is a the minority. Im not about to let some brit tell me about my privilege. Like a gentleman i quitely tell him to shut the fuck up or meet me out back. He was causing a scene. An awesome lesbian girl pulls me aside and we instantly connect. She talks the situation down. You cant apologize to these sissy ass liberal fucks,you wont win. I get introduced to her "hot friend" ...an absolute mess. She has this pat benatar thing going on so instantly im hooked. We carry out back, to smoke an adult cig...ladies and gents i fell for it. In the middle of a passionate electrifying kiss...her bf calls. My demeanor .changes...this is the motherfucking reason i went out. To drink away the ghost of a hot girl...im just saying...it really fucking pulls you into perspective. People motherfucking suck. And for me,the ones who gravitate towards me are the worst. I decide to slide out the back, uber home...and play john Anderson. Another Texas Thursday
I get into a conversation with an English sjw trying to tell me about Texas. I do a horrible shot at an english accent...it shifts to me being a racist. Listen,ive lived in Texas the majority of my life,being white is a the minority. Im not about to let some brit tell me about my privilege. Like a gentleman i quitely tell him to shut the fuck up or meet me out back. He was causing a scene. An awesome lesbian girl pulls me aside and we instantly connect. She talks the situation down. You cant apologize to these sissy ass liberal fucks,you wont win. I get introduced to her "hot friend" ...an absolute mess. She has this pat benatar thing going on so instantly im hooked. We carry out back, to smoke an adult cig...ladies and gents i fell for it. In the middle of a passionate electrifying kiss...her bf calls. My demeanor .changes...this is the motherfucking reason i went out. To drink away the ghost of a hot girl...im just saying...it really fucking pulls you into perspective. People motherfucking suck. And for me,the ones who gravitate towards me are the worst. I decide to slide out the back, uber home...and play john Anderson. Another Texas Thursday
