How i got my first name

[Bump]

Sidenote....most people assume the name bump comes from being a moron sniffing laughable amounts of cocaine off of a key in a dirty bathroom stall. Actually, it is a childhood nickname, i was always doing gnarly shit. Hitting ramps and busting my mouth open. Falling out of trees i shouldnt climb. Jumping off roofs with home made parachutes. Every time id come home i had a new gash, knot, black eye, BUMP.  A little back story for yall.