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[Mister Obvious]

Maybe it sounds cold and uncaring and like an absolute douchebag approach but...

I wouldn't want anyone to have to take care of my ass when I'm old and can't do a fucking thing for myself.

If somehow I ended up in a situation at a younger age where I was unable to take care of myself, I would absolutely want to be pushed off a cliff.

By a hot dude. That'd be my only request.