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11-28-2018, 12:29 AM
Be like this guy:
http://www.sectual.com/thread-10163.html
He diligently donated lots and lots of sperm, he fathered 200 children!!!
And he never even had to pay child support!!!
THE WORLD NEEDS YOU.
You have fountains of sperm.
UNTOLD ABUNDANCE OF SEED IN YOUR LOINS.
You have a DUTY to SPREAD THAT SEED AROUND!!!
Donating sperm is so much safer than accidentally knocking up the wrong bitches...
YOU NEED TO DO THIS!
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I Read by 2040 White people in america will become minority...
Uh Oh. looks like white woman are being sluttyyyyy
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IF YOU ARE A MAN AND YOU HAVE SPERM THAT WORKS AND YOU MEET THE REQUIREMENTS TO DONATE TO SPERM BANKS BUT YOU DON'T DO IT...
YOU'RE WASTED.
WASTEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD.
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Just get you buddy trump to make it a presidential decree . Then every morning all the proceeds from masturbations across the land can be sent to trump tower whereupon trix will categorize the semens
trust me you dont want mini me fucking retards running around this fucking continent anymore than there is one of me.
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Guest, you don't count... you're Canadian!
Kenny matters though... he's American, aren't you Kenny!
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(11-28-2018, 12:33 AM)Kenny Wrote: Just get you buddy trump to make it a presidential decree .
This is an excellent idea.
For once I see a pathway to making my fantasy of bathing in an overflowing tub of sperm a reality.
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Yes american . but i roam the earth freely
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*dreamy sigh*
Oh Kenny.
So perfect!
FUKN TRIX
CANADIANS ARE BREAD WINNERS. WE HAVE ARCTIC NORDIC BLOOD
WE WADDLE LIKE PENGUINS IN THE COLD SO WE HAVE GREAT BALANCE WHEN
WALKING ON ICE
SO DONT TELL ME MY SPERM AINT GOOD ENOUGH
OUR SPERM IS PREMIUM quality
Make Many White CHildren
We are HIGHBRED AMERICANS. THUROBREDS almost.
fucking SUPREME
when i mean high-bred i mean
fucking HIGGGGH
like.
real high
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TRIX IF YOU WANT ME TO DONATE SPERM
YOUR REALLY GUNNA HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE AND DO IT FOR ME
IM NOT PUTTING IN MORE JERKING THAN I ALREADY NEED TO
I dont work overtime
dood I should do a skit like dis
Its difficult to properly donate sperm so i feel like drive thru kiosks would work great , just pull up to the service window and theres a hose that you yank into your car and attach the suction cup vibrator . After you squirt it gets immediately frozen and sorted. And a machine spits out $40 .
you get money for donating sperm really?
if they give money i will jerk myself off on the hour every hour maybe like 3 times per hour
fucking energyizer bunny
here im thinking about getting security guard trainning
i should be thinking about becoming a professional masterbater
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(11-28-2018, 01:39 AM)Guest Wrote: a professional masterbater
Donating to sperm banks is a way to do that.
Trix if you want my sperm that will be 45.99 usd
