Back around circa 2003 I used to...

[Mister Obvious]

Listen to these songs all afternoon while I registered free message boards and customized them and deleted them...

I had been banned from all my favorite forums for bad behavior...

I needed a way to get my fix and pass the time... 

I couldn't register my own domain name and get hosting at the time because I was 13 and had no means to...

One day, somebody called "Beelzebob" registered and told me he had been watching and that what I was doing was "unusual"...

So I stopped...

For a time.

[Guest]

Well i think you are AMAZING , like a beautiful fresh sunny day after a week of rain

[Mister Obvious]

Awwweee...

I love you...

[Guest]

I had been banned from all my favorite forums for bad behavior...

I mean you can't rightly consider yourself a proper God-fearing troll until you've been banned from every anon board on the Web.