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02-17-2019, 10:17 PM
Somebody told me about this like a year ago...
https://www.independent.ie/world-news/pi...03632.html
The point this person was making was basically that Marilyn Monroe is one of the most idolized women of all time, and yet she had these lil issues.
I couldn't even believe it, so I went to look it up for myself, and found this article.
Supposedly she'd hide dirty plates in her bed after she was done eating and just go to sleep.
Apparently she farted a lot.
I dunno, I just thought it was interesting to contemplate.
My other threads about Marilyn:
"I think Marilyn Monroe looked great with no makeup"
http://www.sectual.com/thread-5285.html
"They made Marilyn Monroe have lesbian sex with lots of other women, and do orgies"
http://www.sectual.com/thread-5400.html
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Honestly I love Marilyn. I haven't always... but I really have realized how special she was in recent years.
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I mean, who doesn't fart? Come on. They were just being unreasonably hard on her...
We're all mere mortals.
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Besides, I like being dirty.
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I even eat in bed every great now and then... sometimes it's very fun and different to eat in bed.
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02-17-2019, 11:45 PM
I dunno what's the big deal about not bathing very often!?
It's bad for your skin (and hair) to strip it constantly with soap!!!
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I don't get the whole pube bleaching thing though...
Like. I understand it's dark and you can see it through light colored clothes, but damn, put on a slip or something.
All that shit is just too much work.
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I ain't bleaching my nanner for nobody!!!
Or shaving it!!!
You want the mammoth, you're gonna have to take the wooly with it!!!
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Civilized people merely trim their pubes.
Obsessive and vain people wax them and shave them all the time!!!
If you shave your pubes 5 times a week, I'm not hating on you!!!
But I just feel like maybe someday you're gonna turn around and have your best years behind you and nobody's gonna care if your nanner's fuzzy or not at that point!!!
What's gonna matter is what's in your heart and soul!!! When you're an old cooter, nobody's worried about the hair on your hoohah!!! It's over and done!!!
Spend all those hours you were gonna waste shaving doing something productive!!!
Be like Cindy Kay Currier!!! Write your own Natural Law of the Land Handbook!!!
You know Cindy doesn't wax her beaver!!! She doesn't have hairless giblets!!!
Neither should you!!! Free yourself!!!
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Shaving is resistance against nature and resistance is futile!!!
*lays in bed eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos*
i am sleeping beside the open window tonight darling
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LMFAO no you’re not, it’s like 5 below out there!!!!!
This post was made just to groom unsuspecting men into accepting women who fart too much. Trix has an agenda guys, you might need oxygen tanks and breathing apparatus to survive the onslaught . I pondered this all night .
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(02-18-2019, 12:13 PM)Guest Wrote: This post was made just to groom unsuspecting men into accepting women who fart too much.
True.
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02-18-2019, 02:19 PM
we can hot box the car together
Men like to fart, and they sure appreciate it when women aren't blasay about it and let rip too when it comes.
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of course she farted a lot, she did a lot of buttstuff. and drinking. and queefing.
bathing is actually against the buddhist tenets. it cultivates attachment to the body, and thus this world, which is all illusion. modern `soaps` should be avoided, they're usually toxic detergents. you can find some real soap out there if you look for it, i recommend the hemp oil based soap with colloidal silver.
we should be annointing instead of modern showering. get a nice carrier oil, organic cold pressed coconut or hemp seed oil, and some essential oils. many essential oils have natural anti-bacterial, -viral, and -fungal properties.
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(02-20-2019, 08:25 PM)genba Wrote: of course she farted a lot, she did a lot of buttstuff.
(02-20-2019, 08:25 PM)genba Wrote: bathing is actually against the buddhist tenets. it cultivates attachment to the body, and thus this world, which is all illusion.
Wow... this COMPLETELY explains why I feel like things get a "protective layer" on them if they're unwashed. Like vehicles for example. It makes PERFECT sense. Very interesting.
(02-20-2019, 08:25 PM)genba Wrote: we should be annointing instead of modern showering. get a nice carrier oil, organic cold pressed coconut or hemp seed oil, and some essential oils. many essential oils have natural anti-bacterial, -viral, and -fungal properties.
I remember a long time ago you said that they used to put oil all over their bodies and scrape it off instead of using water and stuff. It makes a lot of sense to me.
I've always found your views on cleanliness refreshing.
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