Anyone else own a pair of "anti rape" pants?

[Guest]

Plus she wears berkinstalks. All these accssories combat effects of viagra.

[Mister Obvious]

LOLOLOL.

IT’S FOR THE BEST.

[Mister Obvious]

I totally don’t wear Birkenstocks. That’s just taking it too far. Great idea though!

[Guest]

Depends on the butt stuffed into them. I seriously doubt there's a pair of pants yours wouldn't look good in. Hell, all of the women would start wearing ugly pants if they saw them on you.

[Mister Obvious]

Well that might just happen then, LOL!

I have actually set trends before!

[Mister Obvious]

And I know it was me who was responsible because it was some kinda super bizarre shit nobody else would do... and most certainly I never saw anybody else doing it, until like 4-5 months after I did it.

[Guest]

I have actually set trends before!

So have I. In elementary school, I started wearing one of those dyed rabbit's feet in my belt loop. Soon all the kids were doing it. I didn't know whether to be flattered or annoyed at them for stealing my schtick.

[Mister Obvious]

I try to react with being flattered. It’s sweet!

[Dark Dick]

I don’t think you guys understand...

The pants aren’t padlocked or something.

They’re just super unflattering...

Now I get it.  The tight pants show off your bulge.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

You got me, Dickie. You got me.