*** The Official Styxhexenhammer666 Discussion Thread and Garden Party ***

[Mister Obvious]

PREACH.

6:00 yaaaaas.

[Mister Obvious]

http://www.sectual.com/thread-16140-page-2.html

Did Styx's Gab account get hacked? There's a lot of bathroom wall poetry posted on his channel.

I do not know what Styx's Gab page usually consists of...

I literally never look at or use Gab.

I only started visiting because of the email I got of them introducing the chatrooms which are supposedly coming.

https://gab.com/Styx666Official

Looks like some shit he'd say...

IMHO.

Hmmm then again...

https://gab.com/Styx666Official/posts/10...3989671653

I dunno, whose face is that?

What's the joke?

No idea.

It's usually just his YouTube and BitChute videos. I've never seen him post anything else.

Look how crazy fucking gorgeous his wife is though.

Right...

Seems like the answer lies in whoever's face that is in the pics.

Looks like the pics are this guy...

https://www.google.com/search?q=andy+biersack

Way to go looking like a hot goth chick bro!

Still no idea what the joke is though.

If you scroll through pics like that have been getting posted for days...

Looks/reads like the exactly kinda stupid shit Styx would find funny though.

His sense of humor can be okay, but it can also be dumb as fuck and pretty immature IMO. This has always been true about him.

[Mister Obvious]

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Look how crazy fucking gorgeous his wife is though.

https://imgur.com/a/hA27Bff

I mean would you just look at how damn fucking cute they are together.

Look how happy Styx is and how much he looooooves his gorgeous wife...

Like wow man. That fucker must have done something right!

[Mister Obvious]

Look how perfect his wife is... seriously, OMG.

So what's the deal, are they back in the US now??

For the holidays maybe??

It'd suck to have to go back and forth like that...

Hopefully they can settle down together somewhere and not have to do that anymore someday.

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Amen, Styxy. AMEN.

[Mister Obvious]

OT, but there are upload 'tiers' on Brighteon??

Yeeeah, not sorry I never kept up with that platform.

[Mister Obvious]

Also OT, Styx seems great with cats.

[Mister Obvious]

7:46 he's absolutely right about post-modern architecture... flatten that shit.

[Mister Obvious]

Art deco is classy and pretty.

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5:25 fuckin' LOL!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

This is the new retarded blockchain video hosting site Styx is pumping...

https://lbry.tv/$/following/channels

It calls itself "the most decentralized" and looks like...

A formless blob, only...

Rectangular.

LMFAO.

Is there at the very least an info page informing people that if they do join and upload content, they'll never be able to delete the content or moderate comments on it whatsoever, no matter what sort of material those comments contain? That'd be an important thing to warn people about.

What a fucking disaster.

https://imgur.com/a/E7KaFV3

The fuck was it trying to load to my computer and why?

I mean it was a SLOOOOWWWWW process too, PLENTY of time to get the fuck outta there without it finishing.

Why can't these proposed YouTube alternatives JUST BE NORMAL FUCKING WEBSITES???

This blockchain shite is fucking DUMB.

It's gimmicky, it's obnoxious, it's NOT MEANT TO RUN WEBSITES!!! LMAO!!!

So fucking stupid, wow.

You know Styx has said before that he only started using the internet around like 2010 or something...

Whenever his oldest videos are, that's when he started using the net or not long before that anyway.

He was dead serious too.

So excuse me if I don't take advice from Styx on how to use the internet...

He's older than me and I have a good 12+- years of internet use on him.

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I get the impression this video site is trying to load data onto the computer and use it like a giant network, like those torrent sites...

So that means the sick shit that people will inevitably upload to the site will also be hosted on every user's computer.

LOL, geez, WHAT THE FUCK COULD GO WRONG??

https://imgur.com/a/scWjLjq

Wow, so that is EXACTLY how it works.

Ahahahahahahaha oh my God.

Words cannot even express how much I fucking despise these blockchain sites.

[Mister Obvious]

TBH the effects with the vocals and whatnot are much better quality than his usual.

This is probably his best song in this aspect.

He has a good voice for this genre.

I wonder what I'd think of it if I didn't know anything about Styx.

The music is okay... it's not heavy/dark/atmospheric enough though.

Lil bit too poppy.

Good for beginner shit though...

His vocals were done some decent justice and that's all that matters.

He won't get great music until he collabs with hardcore epic retrowave artists though...

Dunno if he'll ever make it to that point, he's basically just a hobbyist and his public image might stop some people from collabing.

[Mister Obvious]

"GiftsUngiven" is the person he collaborated with...



She appears to be a terrible actor, it's all a bit cringe...

Seems to be a tip of the hat to some obscure internet culture in some dark corner of cyberspace.

As for her musical creations, again, it's okay. Not great or anything, just weird and decent. There's potential there I guess, but her style is clearly poppy rather than anything super dark and atmospheric. In order to create that dark vibe, you have to be that yourself. It enables you to really "go there"... I don't think she can do that. It's not her style and she's not meant to... plenty of other people out there have that covered.



This looks like just the kinda weird cringey shit Styx would be into... wonder what his wife thinks about his obvious hard-on for this dark haired chick??

I'd ship 'em if Styx wasn't already married... but he is, and to a fine piece of ass indeed.

[Mister Obvious]

If this raven-haired bitch starts causing trouble in their relationship, I recommend Styx's wife glam herself the fuck up and take to making a lot more YouTube videos to show herself off to the world.

I know she's not the makeup type, but if she did glam up, it would take her bare faced natural 9 rating up to an 11 on the scale of "things idiot masses find appealing"...

Styx's wife's quality will blow anything and anyone out of the water if she uses her power to bring glory unto herself...

A fearsome, loathsome opponent. She could find better than Styx if she wanted.

If I was her and I felt threatened, I would.

[Mister Obvious]

Too many logistical complications in their marriage to make it all that worth it anyway, especially if he starts giving attention to other women.

[Mister Obvious]

I recommend Styx's wife start doing lots and lots of photoshoots (by herself, tripod and bluetooth camera remote control) to catalogue and archive her immense beauty...

If the world doesn't collapse, maybe she could even be a popular self-made model. It's very possible in the age of the internet.

Being European though, she could be an old school model too if she went to the right locales.

Regardless, she has the power of the internet behind her...

Even at this point no one in the Styx sphere (400K strong) will forget about her, that's plenty of leftovers for attention if she does have to dump Styx because he's an idiot.

A woman with her kind of glorious beauty can have anything/anyone she wants, IF she simply decides on it and makes any level of effort toward that end.

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Is Elisabeth too good for Styx? Perhaps.