Pretty sure I just saw Jim Carrey at a New Mexico gas station...

[Mister Obvious]

I smiled at him cuz I smile at everyone...

He looked at me like “Ah God” and then I thought “WTF, was that Jim Carrey?”

Then he gets in the car (Cali plates) with this chick and I heard him talking to her, sounded like him too.

[zenba]

man, did he ever rise, then crash and burn. how bad did he look? he's been lookin like an 80 year old woman in the pics i've seen. that's what he gets for spouting all the leftist / nwo propaganda.

[GG]

I smiled at him cuz I smile at everyone...

He looked at me like “Ah God” and then I thought “WTF, was that Jim Carrey?”

Then he gets in the car (Cali plates) with this chick and I heard him talking to her, sounded like him too.

you road-trip'n again, girl?

[Mister Obvious]

Hell yeah I am, GG!!!

Been posting it on YouTube too!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

man, did he ever rise, then crash and burn. how bad did he look? he's been lookin like an 80 year old woman in the pics i've seen. that's what he gets for spouting all the leftist / nwo propaganda.

Fully gray beard, unnaturally solid dark brown hair, had to be dyed considering how gray the beard was.

Dunno if it was really him but it looked and sounded like him.

[Mister Obvious]

I just looked up new pics of him, no beard... LOL.

Oh well I guess it wasn’t him.

Was really strange though...

[GG]

Hell yeah I am, GG!!!

Been posting it on YouTube too!!!!

do you have a link? Love to check that out!

[Mister Obvious]

Well it is essentially hidden in plain sight...

There are reasons I’m not posting it.

The rule is that anyone besides me can post it.

I have to say, the fact that no one has yet is pretty telling.

[Guest]

So... which female desperado from from a Quentin Tarantino flick is that haircut supposed to be a nod to?

[Mister Obvious]

The haircut is my own design.

Nobody’s touched it in upwards of a year.

I maintain this stellar look myself.

It’s being grown out to a bob style though...

I intend it to be short in the back and longer in the front.

So in that way you’re right.

[Guest]

Ooooohh, you'll look tasty in a bob!


Come see us if you travel through Texas. Just don't get too attached to the album cover autographed by Benjamin Orr. It's not mine to give away.

[Mister Obvious]

*jaw drop*

Anybody who knows what to say to me to THAT degree is a dangerous man...

[Guest]

Nah, it's safe. My dad made me leave my gun in Louisiana. Turns out it wasn't legal for him to sell it to me in the first place. That's the kind of thing someone should know before you take their money, innit?

[zenba]

wtf 2019. my hair is going to end up longer than maux's? it nearly is now.

there was a story of a legendary native american tracker that always stuck with me. his skills were unrivaled, so they wanted him in the army to go to vietnam. he agreed, and got the standard .mil haircut. he soon found out that his tracking skills were gone, leading many to conclude that hair is actually a transmitter and receiver of information. ever since reading that, i've hated it when it was haircut time. decided 10 months ago to just let it grow, the top at least, considering i have a job now where that's just fine.

i used to like the pixie cut on a girl... but then all the SJW shit happened and now i associate it with that. :(

[Guest]

I'll worry when Flo dyes her hair pink. Till then, I'll continue wanking to her videos.

[Guest]

It looks definitely military. I always knew this m.o was connected to some kind of of military social experimentation and has special powers to punish completely unsuspecting guests with poisons or mind altering sonic stuff. She did it to me and its been over a year in recovery